1stickbutter-yeah, yeah, cry me a river (the more butter, the better the mash)
1cupheavy cream
Broccoli, roughly the same amount as the potatoes, chopped
Instructions
Cook your potatoes in boiling, salted water until just soft. Use at least 1 tablespoon salt in the water, otherwise, the potatoes will taste really bland, and you will need to add twice the salt later on.
Drain and repeat after me the mantra of Mashed Potatoes 101: "Dry your mash or it will taste like trash"
Return the drained potatoes to the hot pan, and stir over heat until the liquid has evaporated. This step is key.
Then push the potatoes through a ricer and into a standing mixer. With the whisk attachment, blend in the stick of butter and 1/2 cup of cream; season to taste with salt and pepper.
Blanch, boil, or steam your broccoli until just done and still bright green. Drain and place in a food processor, along with the remaining 1/2 cup cream, until finely chopped.
Stir the broccoli and the potatoes together, and season to taste with salt and pepper.
Notes
TIP: Never use a food processor or a blender for mashed potatoes, because the texture will be horrible. We want a light, fluffy mash.